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Friendly reminder that a 17th century Scottish tailor who sold his soul for a longer penis became King of Hell.
Crowley is my inspiration in life.
It doesn’t say exactly, but he got 3 inches out of the deal.
Three inches can go a long way
he said it put him into double digits so at least 10 inches
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
- mom: call me i havent spoken to you in 3 weeks r u ok?
- me: who is this sorry new phone lol